Not-So-Frequently Asked Questions (NSFAQs)

There are a lot of Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) here at camp, but we never seem to talk about the Not-So-Frequently Asked Questions (NSFAQs). Here are some NSFAQs about camp and their not-so-frequent answers.

What vegetables do you not grow at the Burgess Farm?
Eggplants, broccoli, and onions

If the president was visiting Camp Burgess, what meal would you serve him or her?
Typically, we serve any celebrity that visits camp chicken patties, however we might serve the president steak tips and potatoes.

When are you planning on installing a camp arcade?
After the tragic end to the arcade in the 1990’s, we have some plans for an arcade in 2027. This could also be a rumor.

Has there ever been a Mission Possible?
Daily.

Was the hair braid invented at Camp Hayward?
We can neither confirm or deny that fact.

What do you do if the bell is not on fire?
Proceed to your regularly scheduled CAP, just kidding, this is a drill, get the back up bell.

By Jessie Williams, Camp Hayward Director